Brian Cowen and Bernanke sit together on a park bench reading news papers. Ms. Sarkozy walks by wearing daisy dukes and boots. A cowboy hat keeps the bright sun from her eyes. Brian Cowen stands up and tips his hat to her. Bernanke follows and does the same. Cowen turns to Bernanke and sings, "Anything you can do I can do better. I can do anything better than you." Bernanke, "No you can't." "Yes I can!" "No you can't!" "Yes I can."
Obama enters stage left. He is dancing, "Yes we can, can, can, can, can, can, can." He lies down across the bench on his side with his arm supporting his head, smiling. Larry Summers comes out stage right eating a hot dog with one hand and holding a soda in the other. "She's gone country, look at them boots, she's gone country, back to her roots, she's gone country, a new kind of suit..."
Summers pushes Obama off of the bench and spills his soda on the ground. The ketchup from the dog splashes onto Barracks face, but the man fails to notice. Summers has instantly fallen asleep. Barrock looks up in surprise with a worried frown. "What is my line?" He says to the tune of 'Coral of the Bells'. The orchestra holds the note....everybody joins in. "What is his line, what is his line, what is his line, what is his line." "I am but a puppet, never needed to speak my mind."
"Give a give a give a Garmin!" Sarah Palin pokes her head from behind the curtain. The audience jumps from their seats. "Sarah wasn't supposed to be here!" "She is so hot, I would totally do her." The paying custies say to each other.
She steps out and walks to the front center wearing a flowing dark red dress and no glasses. "America, you are doing a wonderful job. Keep being you. And keep fighting the good fight." Carla joins her. "Let us all join together and begin the New World Order." The other players join them and hold hands. "We are the Champions my friends..." They bow, the crowd cheers.
Obama enters stage left. He is dancing, "Yes we can, can, can, can, can, can, can." He lies down across the bench on his side with his arm supporting his head, smiling. Larry Summers comes out stage right eating a hot dog with one hand and holding a soda in the other. "She's gone country, look at them boots, she's gone country, back to her roots, she's gone country, a new kind of suit..."
Summers pushes Obama off of the bench and spills his soda on the ground. The ketchup from the dog splashes onto Barracks face, but the man fails to notice. Summers has instantly fallen asleep. Barrock looks up in surprise with a worried frown. "What is my line?" He says to the tune of 'Coral of the Bells'. The orchestra holds the note....everybody joins in. "What is his line, what is his line, what is his line, what is his line." "I am but a puppet, never needed to speak my mind."
"Give a give a give a Garmin!" Sarah Palin pokes her head from behind the curtain. The audience jumps from their seats. "Sarah wasn't supposed to be here!" "She is so hot, I would totally do her." The paying custies say to each other.
She steps out and walks to the front center wearing a flowing dark red dress and no glasses. "America, you are doing a wonderful job. Keep being you. And keep fighting the good fight." Carla joins her. "Let us all join together and begin the New World Order." The other players join them and hold hands. "We are the Champions my friends..." They bow, the crowd cheers.
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